How to Speak Like a Chavette (Female Chav)

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So babes, you looking round for how to speak like a Chavette? (We ain't ALL perfect, right?) Well, here you go! It's the best prezzie ever, innit!!!

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Also, try to find any of the 'Diary of a Chav' books by Grace Dent - They are a big help!^{[1]
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Instead of saying 'how are you' to a friend say 'All right' (Should be pronounced Aw rate ) Also, instead of saying someone's name, call them 'babes' or 'bruv' (Works for BOTH genders!)

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This will help to get into the habit of saying it.
Especially within a monologue : for example, "I was like... an' she was like.... an' 'e was like .... "
Instead : "'ere you go !"^{[2]
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It's an invite to a meet, innit !^{[3]
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for example: "That were a well good lesson! Ms________ is a proper good teacher, like!" This will make you sound natural.
This will make you look fake and stupid. Instead, try out one new word at a time.^{[4]
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Aitches are to be dropped (this has no chav status in North/Midlands, where it's normal). ^{[5]
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Research source} But when saying the letter aitch, pronounce it "haitch" (ditto)
Don't act like you're trying too hard!

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People may not like the new way you speak. Only make the change if you have thick skin and can stick up for yourself!

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Don't put anybody down! Always be nice, just say it in a different way!

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Because the word "chav" is often used as an insult, be mindful of how associating certain behaviors with a "chavvy" personality may be perceived by others.

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Swearing is proper chavvy, but it isn't pleasant. Don't use bad language! Especially around younger children.

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